LOOTER & MURDERER

queen-star-dust:

I learned a few things today:

1) Sega Ages 2500 - Tant-R & Bonanza Bros. was actually localized in English as part of Sega Classics Collection for the PS2!

2) YOU CAN UNLOCK UNLIMITED CREDITS

3) THEY COMPLETELY REDID THE INTRO

My life goal is to amass screenshots of every single version of this intro so this bodes really well. I’m sad about the loss of GOOD EVENING, BOYS…, but “I have need of your skills” fills the pseudo-pornography gap nicely. Do it in three minutes and you’ll be ~handsomely rewarded.~

I really like the detail about the businesses too. In the most common version of the intro it just says “these crooked businesses” or whatever, so having it go into more detail about the mint etc. is really nice. We still don’t know what the pyramid has to do with anything, but okay.